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Sunday, April 1st, 2007
6:28p - Overheard
Nurse, to other nurse: I've never worn Danskos because I'm not a liberal.

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Me, to patient: How old are you?
Patient, laughing but distressed... I don't know!
Me: Here, let me see your bracelet... you were born in 1919. So you're 87 right now.
Patient, with beautiful smile: Oh! Time to die.

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